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Habeas Sightings: Ithaca, NY

Gabe Rottman,
Legislative Counsel,
勛圖眻畦 Washington Legislative Office
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April 24, 2007

We got a string of reports overnight from Ithaca, but our analyst team said they might be nothing more than vague rumors. The this detailed account came in on the tip line from a student at Ithaca College:

璽玳Hi, this is a Habeas sighting 璽玲 I think. I pressed 1 璽砂 well 璽砂 yeah, so were in line at Collegetown Bagels Sunday morning getting breakfast before a study group. Right when I got to the front of the line, a gust of wind blew the door open and a in one blurred motion this streak of cruise, like cruised past me and grabbed a cup of coffee and an everything bagel that were waiting on a tray.. He dropped exact change and then whirled around and ran out before I could even get a good look at him. Does 璽砂 I mean, does Habeas have hair?I was really hungry, but I ran out and tried following him 璽砂 he was moving so fast. I ran past Dino璽砂┬ and Mahogany Grill, but toward the center of the commons. But by the time I turned the corner he was gone.I thought that was it, but on my way back to the bagel store I saw something moving in a tree. It was Habeas, sitting there on a low branch, like it was totally normal, eating his bagel and sipping his coffee just beyond the walkway.He was green, so the leaves and bushes along the walk sort of hid him. But he kind of blew his cover when he shouted out 璽玳Whoops! Sorry! My fault!璽玲 He璽砂▃ dropped his coffee onto the stone walk below. People didn璽砂┤ seem to notice 璽砂 well, I think he freaked out a couple squirrels. I asked if I could buy him a fresh cup, but maybe he was kind of spooked too, cause he hopped down like some kind of ninja, and disappeared between the shops down the alley.璽玲

Habeas has been on the run for so long now. Maybe he needed the coffee to stay alert. Maybe he was just hungry. Everyone has to eat. He璽砂┬ still out there and we really want to know where he璽砂▍l be spotted next. Please let us know as soon as possible. E-mail your tips to aclu@aclu.org.

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